I was browsing twitter looking for a review of the new Starkid play "Starship" which just debuted tonight when I spotted someone's Bio box. I've always been bad at filling those things out. One paragraph to give you an idea of who I am? Yeah, I've had 24 years and I still haven't figured that one out... But I liked this particular one. In one or two words or short phrases this girl explained all her likes and fandoms. Brief, concise, and yet wonderfully informative. I won't link to it here (I'm not that much of a creeper), but she did inspire me to try to think of some of my own short descriptors. Here's a list below....
How many do you recognize?
I AM A...
Frequent visitor to the 100 Acre Wood
Daughter of Eve
Sweet Valley alumnus
Card-carrying member of the BSC
Trenchcoat Twins detective
Animated princess in disguise
Warrior for Redwall
District 12 tribute
One of the Scoobies (think Slayer, not Shaggy)
The Dalton Academy Warblers' official stalker
Resident of London Below
Amanda Palmer killer
Guest on "Troy and Abed in the Morning"
Pawnee Parks & Rec intern
(Former) resident of Forks, WA
There are many more I should add to the list, but my brain isn't bringing them to mind. Still, it's a fairly exciting list. Much better than the real-life version:
We'll have to work on that a bit, won't we?