So there's this website where you can insert a few paragraphs of text from something you've written, and it will analyze your writing style and tell you which popular authors you write like.
Being me, I obsessively uploaded a number of different things. I was hoping for a Neil Gaiman to pop up somewhere, but that apparently wasn't in the cards. Instead, the two that showed up the most were these:
Hey, I'm good with that! :D